Up to now, my humorous stuff has been available in ebook form only, but all that has changed. The first of several compilations of some of the humor columns I’ve done for newspapers is now ready for purchase.
Max & Burnie Go KAAAFWOOOM! is now available through my CreateSpace estore. Here’s the blurb for the book:
Summer may be lazy and hazy in your world but it’s just plain crazy for Max and his friends. Whether Max is ‘schloorking’ flies, hurling zucchini or reducing his front lawn to cannon fodder, you can be sure that you’ll never see summer in quite the same way. Join Dan “Max” Mayhew in this second book of “The Zootron Chronicles” a series of Barry-esque observations of life on “Planet Zootron,” the alien world “Max” calls home. Dan Mayhew’s columns have appeared in newspapers throughout the Northwest and have been published in the ‘Humor for the Heart’ series from Howard Publishing.
Over the next few months I’ll be putting out several of these short books, part of the Zootron Chronicles series. Here are a few of the upcoming titles:
- Sound the Holiday Alarm! – The nativities are getting restless.
- Max Versus the Evil Prince Dunlop – Laughing your way to mediocre health.
- Roses are Red, but Violets are Cheaper – A husband’s guide to romance and infamy.
- Diaper Tales and Snot Wars – A parent’s guide to the edge of sanity.
- Aliens from the Planet Zootron – Family, friends and other domestic life forms.











